of-hobbits-and-men: deathbedscene: mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #i didn’t know i wanted this...
fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
b0bs4get: i want to punch jack barakat in the neck for the emotional pain he has caused me
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paranoia : you're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them you obsessive bitch.
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’